How to wage holy (editor) wars.
I got a real kick out of reading this transcript from Chris Wanstrath's 2008 keynote
"Take some time to master your editor. Pick up the TextMate book and
dive in. Write a bundle. If you're already got massive Vim-fu, try
out Emacs. Learn why people love it, then use that information in
your holy wars against them."
And for my LOL's my girlfriends response from the other room was;
"I doubt anyone could laugh that hard from something posted on GitHub"
I think there's an XKCD cartoon in there somewhere.